you’re under arrest for being so darn cute! haha! just joking we know you killed that man
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN
Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken. The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates. While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.
I know that third symbol probably means “pregnant women” but I really WANT it to be “fat gangsters in overcoats.” (at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK))
this is what i imagine sports is
I hear a lot of big talk about sitting alone on the internet all the time but when I have no other choice but that it all seems pretty empty.
Fuck, I need a productive hobby that I don’t need other people to validate to enjoy.
this just tripped me the fuck out and im sober as shit right now 0_0
this is how everything looks on acid, i swear
That acid alright
this is such a good visual representation. i cant stop staring
Ohh gosh, haven’t tripped in a while and this makes me want to take like 5 tabs to the tongue right now!
You can see the energy pulsating through the universe..